Sick Sad World
LI'L DICKIE DUTCHBOY CHAPTER 1:
"This morning," the old man whispered, staring into his whiskey with cold, hopeless eyes. "Two hookers was found beheaded in the Motel 6 up the street..."
"Holy jumpin' catfish!" exclaimed Li'l Dickie Dutchboy. "Sounds like a heck of a mystery!"
To be continued...