The new issue of A cappella Zoo is out and about and contains a story I wrote called, Paquita's Gumballs.
And now, a random vignette!
It was our first live date after talking on an online dating service. We met at an Italian restaurant. I didn’t feel like talking. Everything I said I had to force.
“These are nice menus,” I said.
“Yeah. They’re laminated. They do that so they can clean them with a sponge at the end of the night.”
“Wow. Were you a waitress?”
“God no. I could never do this job.”
“Just so you know, I’m not gonna let you touch me.”
“Just so you know.”