Don't Forget to SEIZE Your Very Own Copy of Pancreatic Carburetor!!

4 out of 5 people writhing in straight-jackets recommend Pancreatic Carburetor to their friends that chew gum.

 The critics have spoken! (in strangled, discouraging tones):

"Stories about stuff. I think..." -- Pat McGroin

"Migraine inducing..." -- Benjamin Dover

"I liked it up until the first story..." -- Heywood Jablome

"Reminds me of roadkill..." -- Connie Lingus 

"The literary equivalent of used kitty litter. You know that ammonia smell? Like that..." -- Buster Hymen

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