Bleak Holiday, Plasma and a Winking Leopard

Finally - at long last - the unanticipated sequel to The Membranous Lounge that no one asked for! Behold, Bleak Holiday!

There are some people that hate this cover but me, I like it.

Bleak Holiday

Dig it today!

 PLASMA

Plasma in the driveway

Plasma on the grass

Plasma on the bus seat

But Plasma has no pass

Plasma in the shopping mall

Staining all the gowns

Plasma being ushered out

Of ugly, angry towns

Plasma is my beverage

Plasma is my hope

Plasma is my Parson

Plasma is my Pope

And when I’m dead and buried

With Plasma in my grave

I’ll seep into the soil

No longer Plasma’s slave 

Aw, I think the leopard likes you.

Dink



 

Memories (and french fries) are Made at McDonald's

They were on a first date, which was obvious. They sat in a booth at McDonald's. Teenagers. They were awkward, hesitant, getting to know each other. The boy said something and the girl smiled and took a sip of her chocolate shake, nodding. Then she sneezed and sprayed chocolate over both of them.  Aaaaaand that's when I left.

I was sitting in a McDonald's and a woman ordered five cheeseburgers. She sat in the booth across from me. She unwrapped all the burgers, studied them for several minutes, and then began pounding them to mush with the balls of her fists. The police were called and they took her away. The only thing she said was, "I can't eat it! It's irregular!" Aaaaaand that’s when I left.