|Victor, one of the bartenders at The Membranous Lounge.|
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Sebastian Cabot, dressed in his immaculate Mr. French wardrobe, cane in hand, strolls the summer-baked streets between Family Affair takes. It is the last season of the show and the year of the gypsy moth plague. Trees weep, stripped of leaves, hanging with gauzy cotton tents that pulse and spill with thousands of furry larval bodies. The asphalt is paisley with multihued, traffic-flattened caterpillars and Mr. Cabot studies them like a secret language only he understands.
He stops at an intersection. His face drains. The dead caterpillars spell out a fearsome message about Anissa Jones.
And Sebastian Cabot weeps like the trees.